Southerners can be so polite!
Subject: Atlanta Airport
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R.
"Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. - Allah is Great. Pause:
Static..
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"
Update: Dang,when am I going to meet my Michelle, she has one lucky husband I can tell you that. She let the idiot speak with a few well aimed jabs to her credit. I can be counted as a loyal member of Michelle's fanclub and it ain't just for her incredible beauty.
Hey maybe she or HotAir will notice my little Barnyard and stop by for a visit one day. I can still dream, right.
Update: I am a fan of well done magic illusion so if you have a favorite send it along.
One very slick card trick
I ain't playin' poker with this dude!
Dang, this one is real slick, David Copperfield is the king of illusionists if you ask me.
Thanks for the link, Goat. I loved that joke too! I also love Michelle... just not in the way you do. ;) She's incredibly bright and I wanted to slap that asshat that kept talking over her. Typical rude liberal!
ReplyDeleteI watched all the videos. Awesome, but Copperfield is indeed the best. He's totally unbelievable. Thanks for sharing, and sorry I got here so late but I've been busy.
Blessings!