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Monday, December 03, 2007

Teacher Pardoned in Sudan

The teacher that let her students name the class teddy bear Mohammed has been pardoned by the Sudanese Gov't under international outrage and has been turned over to the British Embassy. The calls for her death by followers of the Religion of Peace really make islam look decent, tolerant and peaceful, at least some moderate muslim groups condemned the idiocy while feminist lefties in the US sat silent in this and the horror that Saudi women went through, gang raped then beaten and jailed for it.
Speaking of the RoP I got a couple comments from a tolerant and peaceful jihadi follower of Mohammed, may he be forever cursed. First he said that if a young girl sleeps with a male teddy bear she should be stoned and the bear beheaded which I took as toungue in cheek till his next comment showing how real and so very insane his first comment was. My co-blogger Bar posted the comment at his site with some cartoons and suggested I repost it as well to illustrate how these people seeth with hatred that borders on satanic so here it is.

Mullah Abdullah has left a new comment on your post "Whats New: Muslims Riot":

Seasonal maledictions and woe unto you Kaffir Jews and Christians.

To all you Jewish sons of pigs and monkeys celebrating Hanukkah, I pray that Allah may send hurricane force winds to blow out your menorah candles and that your one day's supply of consecrated oil be consumed in 12 hours.

Your victory over Antiochus (pbuh) is a mere temporary setback and could not have occurred without assistance from the whisky-sodden Scottish mercenaries of the clan McCabeeus. We shall have our revenge on these Celts with their voluptuous hairy legs and all too revealing kilts that tempt the true believer into sin! One day we shall have Shaheeds who are trained to a drive a Jeep into Glasgow airport and then press the detonation button, rather than the other way round.

May Allah’s vengeance also fall upon you Christians, worshippers of the winged idol sodomized by the topmost branch of a conifer sapling. The tree-idol is the ultimate in debauchery, for our beloved Prophet even at his horniest never had carnal relationships with vegetation.

Moreover you Kaffirs mock the Prophet's mufa’khathat of Ayesha with your blasphemous custom of sitting children on Santa's lap. This practice is an intentionally Islamophobic parody of the hadith in which Mohammad said to Ayesha “Ho! Ho! Ho! Come here little girl and sit on my knee and let’s talk about the first thing that comes up”.

And of course ‘Santa’ is an anagram of the most secret holy name of Allah.

But worst of all, you defile the sacred symbol of Islam - the mistletoe - by performing your writhing, steaming promiscuous orgies beneath its sacred berries. The mistletoe, by its mode of sustenance, is a holy symbol of the role of the Ummah in Dar al-Harb.

So, may Allah curse your abominable festivities. May your tinsel tarnish and your balloons deflate. May your turkeys catch bird flu and your Poinsettia be consumed by aphids. May your elderly relatives give you presents of ill-fitting knitwear and your objectionable in-laws buy drumkits for your children. May your holly scratch you and the wounds turn septic, and may your ivy be of the poisonous variety.

Inshallah soon all of Dar al-Harb will be Muslim, and your corrupted infidel ******mas Carols will be replaced by the genuine halal versions:

Little Bomber Boy
Jingle Belts
Violent Night
While Shepherds Screw Their Flocks
I stoned Mommy for kissing Santa Claus
Wreck the Halls
Go Shell Them From the Mountain
Frosty the Boobytrap
Oh Come all ye Fanatical
No-go Town of Bethlehem
Hijacked Three Ships
Oh TannenBOOM
Slay Ride

Posted by Mullah Abdullah to The Barnyard at 12/02/2007 3:47 PM

Let him know what you think.


The Frank Family said...

Were Moo-ham-head's lifeless body not already rotting in the ground being eaten by maggots and worms while his soul cries for the Jew and Christian to just spit on him to help soothe his agony from the flames of hell I would have my wife kill him.

Tapline said...

Goat, Although I do not condone poking fun at ones religion. I can remember blasflamy as it relates to the Christian Religion. I don't think they went as far as Islamist. They are completely intolerant. I am not and would not make excuses for their intolerant behavior. It is unexcusable, but two wrongs do not a right make......stay well......

Ron Simpson said...

The feminist movement has become irrelevant. Kind of like Jimmy Carter.
Their silence on such critical issues as these prove they are moral cowards.

Dr Homi Sayeed al-Mayn Yak said...

Mullah Abdullah, aka Mustapha Goht, aka Dr C. Riyal Kilar, is an associate of mine who runs the British jihadi website at http://alijihadi.blogspot.com/

Allah Akhbar !!!

Goat said...

Well we will see how long that website stays up Dr. Yak I sent the info on to Rusty Shackleford and the Jawa Report they love busting jihadi sites to pieces.

Mullah Abdullah said...

Don't you Judeo-Christians have any sense of humor?

We Muslims enjoy a good joke ...


Goat said...

We don't riot over cartoons or teddy bears, so who doesn't have a sense of humor? Eh takfir?

Gayle said...

" We shall have our revenge on these Celts with their voluptuous hairy legs and all too revealing kilts that tempt the true believer into sin!" They are tempted by the hairy legs of men in kilts. ROTFALMAO! Seems they are tempted by everything but women! They would be entirely laughable (just who doesn't have a sense of humor?) if it weren't for the fact that they're so deranged.

Mullah abdullah said...

The Koran forbids men as well a women to reveal the intimate parts of their bodies both deliberately and inadvertantly.

However the Scottish regiments of the British Army wear kilts, and what is worse NOTHING IS WORN UNDERNEATH - IT'S ALL IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER!

Imagine the corrupting influence these strutting macho Kuffar imperialists could have on innocent Muslim youths of both sexes on a windy day.

Goat said...

Yep, and we Scots have kicked your muslim tails whenever we have fought. I am Scots-Irish and we love a good fight, you can't even beat a handful of under-manned and under equipped Scots in Basra. Oh and the kilt is ceremonial dress not battle dress, get your facts straight. I didn't think there were homosexuals in islam so how could both sexes be turned on by hairy legs, Oh, I forgot to much time with sheep can cause that.

The Frank Family said...

When it comes to muslim extremist jokes: If it's not scottish - it's crap!!!

Bar Kochba said...

Mullah: I'm kind of insulted that you didn't grace my site with your heavenly comments. I posted your comment along with some cartoons that I think you will find amusing.

First night of Chanukkah tonight- we've defeated your scum before.

Anonymous said...

Mullah is one of you guys playing a Muslim, this is so transparent that I honestly have to question whether you're retarded if you can't see through his poor attempt at satire.

--Dave, http://parallelsidewalk.wordpress.com

Goat said...

Dave, we got it now, though he runs a thin line between parody and truth.