Friday Frolic:Udated
Enough serious for now, even grumpy old goats know how to have a little fun here and there besides chasing nannies around. I had to borrow this bit from the Dragon Lady Gayle and her Fractured Friday an always fun respite on a Friday evening.
Southerners can be so polite!
Subject: Atlanta Airport
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R.
"Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. - Allah is Great. Pause:
Static..
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"
Update: Dang,when am I going to meet my Michelle, she has one lucky husband I can tell you that. She let the idiot speak with a few well aimed jabs to her credit. I can be counted as a loyal member of Michelle's fanclub and it ain't just for her incredible beauty.
Hey maybe she or HotAir will notice my little Barnyard and stop by for a visit one day. I can still dream, right.
Update: I am a fan of well done magic illusion so if you have a favorite send it along.
One very slick card trick
I ain't playin' poker with this dude!
Dang, this one is real slick, David Copperfield is the king of illusionists if you ask me.
1 comment:
Thanks for the link, Goat. I loved that joke too! I also love Michelle... just not in the way you do. ;) She's incredibly bright and I wanted to slap that asshat that kept talking over her. Typical rude liberal!
I watched all the videos. Awesome, but Copperfield is indeed the best. He's totally unbelievable. Thanks for sharing, and sorry I got here so late but I've been busy.
Blessings!
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