Friday Frolic:Udated

Enough serious for now, even grumpy old goats know how to have a little fun here and there besides chasing nannies around. I had to borrow this bit from the Dragon Lady Gayle and her Fractured Friday an always fun respite on a Friday evening.

Southerners can be so polite!

Subject: Atlanta Airport

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R.

"Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. - Allah is Great. Pause:

Static..
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"

Update: Dang,when am I going to meet my Michelle, she has one lucky husband I can tell you that. She let the idiot speak with a few well aimed jabs to her credit. I can be counted as a loyal member of Michelle's fanclub and it ain't just for her incredible beauty.

Hey maybe she or HotAir will notice my little Barnyard and stop by for a visit one day. I can still dream, right.

Update: I am a fan of well done magic illusion so if you have a favorite send it along.


One very slick card trick

I ain't playin' poker with this dude!

Dang, this one is real slick, David Copperfield is the king of illusionists if you ask me.