He doesn't have one but this is funny, slight content warning, via Allah Pundit.
Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas
Come join us for a slice of Americana with a helping of conservative politics on the side. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed"